Ambulance

"It’s genuinely astonishing how the script manages to keep adding increasingly absurd but exciting new complications..."

"(Gyllenhaal) appears to have an affinity for English-language remakes of Danish hits... unfortunately, the Denmark-to-Gyllenhaal pipeline continues to disappoint."

"This popcorn thriller certainly is not brainy, but its escapism has a muscular precision."

"After endless mugs of freeze-dried decaf, Ambulance is the real-deal triple espresso."

"Ambulance is a purely aesthetic beast, made for those who like their films to look like they’ve been edited by someone in the middle of a panic attack..."

"At the risk of damning with the faintest praise, this is easily Bay’s best film in more than 25 years."

"It’s joyless... for all its motion, it’s going through the motions."

"Noisy, messy and frequently absurd - yet still somehow his most gleefully entertaining effort in at least a decade."

"It’s a bonkers, ballistic, brain-numbing ride."

"A decently premised B-movie stretched out to an interminable 136 minutes..."

"Ambulance is crazy, dumb fun with a plot that often makes no sense whatsoever."

"Ambulance has everything … except actors giving a decent performance as believable characters in a workable script."

"It’s a Michael Bay movie... But it’s also more than that. It’s “the” Michael Bay movie. He’s finally done it."

"This vehicle cannot make its speedometer tick past "sporadically entertaining"."

"With its gripping premise paired with engaging performances from all involved, Ambulance could have made for a top-tier action drama. But it falls short simply because Michael Bay can’t help himself..."