Bullet Train

"Big, absurd, and a lot of fun..."

"Plenty of flash and too little substance."

"Slick, glib, moderately entertaining..."

"A high-octane bore."

"The amount of casual charisma and commitment Pitt is bringing to this is the one thing that actually differentiates this from being just another stylishly lit, stupid-hip snarkfest."

"Gleefully overloaded..."

"Bullet Train is not a good movie, but the fun that radiates off Brad Pitt is magnetic enough to convince you that you're having fun, too."

"A zippy, enjoyable ride..."

"Neither hilariously amoral nor liberatingly violent..."

"Bullet Train acknowledges its outlandishness from the beginning and yet also manages to connect so many dots in creative, gotcha fashion."

"(Bullet Train) largely delivers on the high-speed berserkery of its premise..."

"Brad Pitt’s comedy chops save Bullet Train from going off the ultra-violent rails..."

"Stop the movie, I want to get off."

"This film is not just bloated, tedious, dim-witted, and glib, it’s also redundant."

"It's a beacon of hope that American action can be both colorful and chaotic..."

"Bullet Train pulls off its most notable feat by daring to make human beings out of cartoonishly violent psychopaths."