Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

"The result is this pulverisingly unfunny and vacuous two-hour gauntlet run of non-tertainment."

"It’s a badly shot one-joke movie that sits there and goes thud."

"The movie is not a disaster, just weirdly pointless."

"The votes are in, and it’s official: this largely unfunny paean to Eurovision is a waste of some serious talent. At least some of the songs are decent."

"One way or the other, the biggest issue with “The Story of Fire Saga” is that most of it is just too limp and anodyne to register."

"If ever a comedy cried out for tight 85-minute treatment that keeps the gags pinging fast enough to disguise the thin sketch material at its core, it's this hit-or-miss two-hour feature."

"Love Eurovision? You'll love this. Never heard of Eurovision? You may find it all bewildering."

"Eurovision is not a perfect cinematic encapsulation of the real thing, but it is a worthy enough first foray into a world ripe for filmic exploration."

"Eurovision gives us an inspired and hilarious match between subject and stars, all driven by melodrama..."