London Fields

"Nothing works - certainly not forcing Amber Heard to become a vamping pin-up, ogled by the camera like it was a horny college freshman."

"Quite simply, horrendous - a trashy, tortured misfire from beginning to end."

"The aggressively awful "London Fields" is, once again, proof that not every successful novel should become a movie."

"London Fields overflows with interesting ideas but they are frequently buried under lurid fantasy sequences, blunt-edged satire and the sense that it is much more amused by its own wild daring than we are."

"So comprehensively does the film fail to represent the labyrinthian literary wonders of Amis' book that it scarcely seems worthwhile to detail its universal shortcomings."

"Novelistic, rich and awfully silly."

"This spiraling story of sex, murder, darts, premillennial dread and authorial anxiety becomes a veritable hash of garish, disassociated tableaux."