Magic Mike's Last Dance

"Goofy, but hastily packaged and oddly anti-climactic..."

"(The film) replaces its rollicking debauchery and subtle critique of capitalism with basic gender theory and vague eroticism."

"Toothless..."

"Relentlessly dumb..."

"Uneven..."

"Tepid..."

"It short-circuits a lot of those signature Magic Mike pleasures -- including some of the lust, and a lot of the laughs..."

"While Magic Mike’s Last Dance is certainly entertaining... there’s no escaping how aimless the film feels in comparison to what came before."

"Tame is what Magic Mike’s Last Dance... apparently wants to be, what it becomes in exchange for its new, cardboard-simple, ostensible pro-woman worldview."

"A gender-flipped Pretty Woman reboot crudely welded to an interminable megamix of the Magic Mike Live! stage show."

"Bless (Tatum and Hayek Pinault) for closing out this franchise with a bang."

"(Last Dance) lacks its predecessors' grit and ab-rippling elation, but it still has it where it counts..."

"The intellectualising drains the mojo."

"Glossy but fluffy..."

"When they stop talking and start dancing, that’s when the real magic happens."