The Little Vampire (2017)

"The movie-making prowess of the UK, Denmark, Germany and the Netherlands have combined for this, a flaccid cartoon Euro-pudding that, if nothing else, will ensure that the brains trust at Pixar sleeps soundly at night..."

"A tame-enough tale of tolerance, though bonus points for a healthy dose of toilet humour and a flying, fanged cow."

"Every movement within the film is programmed with an eye towards zappy distraction rather than sincere education, which explains why the final product feels as weightless as it looks artless."

"Never feels like coherent entertainment or, more importantly, fun."

"It's perfectly passable half-term entertainment but has no bite or distinctiveness whatsoever."