Transformers: Dark of the Moon

"The result may still be a big, bloated spectacle, but it's a big, bloated spectacle you can just about follow."

"Back for a third time, the Autobots and the Decepticons continue their life long robotic battle"

"A largely linear plot and some ingenious appropriation of 20th century history helps T3 correct most of T2’s deficiencies without really matching T1’s superior entertainment value and element of surprise."

"Nothing you see makes any sense at all, but the sensations are undeniable, and kind of fun in their vertiginous, supercaffeinated way."

"Fresh Transformer thrills"

"A visually ugly film with an incoherent plot, wooden characters and inane dialog. It provided me with one of the more unpleasant experiences I've had at the movies."

"Walk on the dark side..."

"The millions of man hours put into producing this techno shock and awe must be staggering. Everyone got his job done, but somewhere along the way, the movie got lost."

"An improvement on Transformers 2, but then what isn't? To paraphrase the Bard, it's a tale, full of sound and fury and extremely stupid dialogue and nonsensical plotting and preposterous stunts and robots punching each other's heads off, signifying nothing."

"I think it's accepted wisdom now that the first of the Transformers films was a surprise"