Two and a Half Men: Season 3

TV-14
2005
Poster for Two and a Half Men: Season 3

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his... More

Where to watch Two and a Half Men: Season 3

Two and a Half Men: Season 3 is available to... More stream in New Zealand now on Prime Video.

Two and a Half Men: Season 3 episodes

Episode 3.1

Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in... More looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.

Episode 3.2

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture... More of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

Episode 3.3

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds... More out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.

Episode 3.4

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily... More moves in with them

EPISODE 3.5

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase... More of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

EPISODE 3.6

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she... More threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

EPISODE 3.7

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday... More party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

EPISODE 3.8

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can... More get close to the teacher.

EPISODE 3.9

Madame and Her Special Friend

One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while... More Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

EPISODE 3.10

Something Salted and Twisted

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to... More get approval from the women in his life.

EPISODE 3.11

Santa's Village of the Damned

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex.... More Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

EPISODE 3.12

That Special Tug

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with... More Alan's emotional insecurities.

EPISODE 3.13

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based... More on sex.

EPISODE 3.14

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes... More of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

EPISODE 3.15

My Tongue is Meat

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so... More he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

EPISODE 3.16

Ergo, the Booty Call

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger... More girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

EPISODE 3.17

The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides... More to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

EPISODE 3.18

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying... More for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.

EPISODE 3.19

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been... More living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.

EPISODE 3.20

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts... More to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

EPISODE 3.21

And the Plot Moistens

Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to... More discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

EPISODE 3.22

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first... More boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.

EPISODE 3.23

Arguments for the Quickie

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and... More invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.

EPISODE 3.24

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things... More begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

Two and a Half Men: Season 3 | Details

Rating
TV-14,
Genre
Comedy
Country of origin
USA